Thursday, November 30, 2006

A&E's "Wedding Wars"

Sexy John Stamos Stars in a Two-Hour Original Movie Which ‘Marries’ Comedy with Controversy in America.


On the heels of one of America’s most controversial issues – same-sex marriage – A&E offers some comic relief with John Stamos and Grey’s Anatomy’s Eric Dane playing brothers who disagree on what equal rights mean when it comes to love in the romantic comedy “Wedding Wars,” also starring James Brolin and Bonnie Somerville. The two-hour original movie premieres Monday, December 11 @ 9 PM ET/PT only on A&E.

In “Wedding Wars,” love, family, politics and marriage rights collide when Shel (Stamos), a gay party planner, agrees to organize the nuptials for straight brother Ben (Dane) to Maggie (Somerville), the Governor of Maine’s (Brolin) daughter. After Shel finds out that Ben, a campaign manager for his future father-in-law, is behind the governor’s speech against same-sex marriage, he decides to go on strike for equal rights. Shel’s strike picks up steam and eventually spreads becoming the epicenter of a nationwide strike for the right to get married.

From executive producers Neil Meron and Craig Zadan (Chicago, “The Reagans,” Hairspray) “Wedding Wars” is produced by Storyline Entertainment in association with Sony Pictures Television. Directed by Jim Fall (Trick, The Lizzie McGuire Movie) and written by Stephen Mazur (Liar, Liar).


Monday December 11th, 2006 @ 9pm ET/PT


Premieres exclusively on A&E

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

I Am Too Fucking Old To Ski

Llello is Devil Dust. I'll just have a Chamomile Tea next time.
I got all crazy and brushed all the womens' hair for, like, hours.

Remedies for apres partying with a jet set crowd.

1. Water
2. More booze
3. Sleep
4. Greasy breakfast
5. Pot
6. Coffee
7. Sex
8. Aspirin
9. Don’t drink in the first place
10. Tomato juice

Friday, November 17, 2006

Dirty Boy

There is a party here in NYC called Dirty Boy. This pic is from their myspace profile and they use it in ads. It makes me hot, and gag at the same time. What the fuck is that coming out of his mouth?!
Filthy and gorgeous.

Thursday, November 9, 2006

Arabs, Jews and Christians Unite in Hatred

Viva the Gays of Israel

Looks like Leah, Queen Bitch, and her conservative ultra-orthodox Jewish friends have Jerusalem all tied up in a death squeeze. Her e-mail was right.

JERUSALEM - Jerusalem's lesbian and gay community has unintentionally succeed in doing something that has eluded the world's greatest thinkers: Unite the three major monotheistic religions.
Orthodox Jews, conservative Muslims and prominent Christian leaders are united in their opposition to a gay pride march in Jerusalem, a city that's holy to all three religions.

Also, check out my blogging pal, Richard's post on this story at PAYOR.

I'm Leah Amdur and I Support this Message

A video message from the darling of Jerusalem, Leah Amdur.


More from Leah, the Israeli Bitch

P to the mutha-fuckin' S: this is for you Aaron.

She wrote:

The Jews Arabs and Xians have finally united in their support for the values of our Torah and their Koran. It has nothing to do with gays. They are protecting the sanctity of Jerusalem

The are upholding the laws of the G-d of Avraham and Israel in the land of the G-d of Israel

If another group of straights tries to defile the sanctity of Israel they will be met with the same resistence

Keep your tax dollars we do not need them

You are more likely than me to be blown up by an arab terrorist than me

America is in for a nuking and you will see what G-d does because of this parade

Amalek's time is up

You gays twist everything.

You are all fakes

Leah Amdur
I wrote:

With what arrogance and pride you so easily sling hateful venom. You are a poisoned human lacking the most basic principles of God's love. The almighty does not need your help to defend his place of power. And I'm certain he does not need your opinion on who deserves to be "nuked" or not. As for tax dollars, oh-holier-than-everyone-Leah, you must take that up with your government which begs for and accepts it from the US. Believe me, my desire to not give it to you is much greater than your desire to not want it.

As for the immediate threat of Arab terrorists blowing themselves up, you are obviously delusional. The occurence in Israel is constant. Here, it is non-existent. I'll let all my dear Jewish friends here in America know that the almighty Leah, defender of the holiest of holies, is awaiting their "nuking." What a shining example of an enlightened spiritual human being you are, oh great Leah! With what power you profess the love of God! As I recall, one of the great commandments from God to the people of Israel is: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Oooh. If that's true, you should be very frightened. Things do not look good for you, you hateful serpent. Also, I'll be sure to pass along your e-mail about America's upcoming "nuking" to my government. I'm certain they'd be interested in finding out what you seem to know.

Tuesday, November 7, 2006

How to Fight a Stupid Jewish Bitch - Part 2

She wrote:
How do you know what G-d is?
Who taught you what G-d is?
What religion are you?
Where do you live?
I wrote:
How dare you ask me such things, you condescending, self-righteous flea.
I was educated in both the old and new testaments and know that you are a Pharisee.
You are a vicious defender of the jot and tittle, but know nothing of God's love. I will fight with you blow by blow. I am not intimidated by your hatred. It excites me. It boils my blood. I am full of energy to give back to you what you offer the world - hatred, discrimination, and religious terrorism.
Shut your vile mouth and go live in Gehenna where you belong.
She wrote:
What brand of Xianity are you
I wrote:
I'm finished with you. I wipe you from the bottom of
my feet. You are rotten and dead. You will only find
comfort in your hateful self-interest.
Then wrote:
Well, Leah, I guess I'm not quite done with you yet.
I want you to know that I have shared your e-mails with thousands of people across the world and have gotten lots of support. Everyone thinks you are an evil hatemonger - including many, many Jews who are ashamed of you and proud of me for fighting with you. You are like an ignorant bully on a playground that needs to be punched in the face to be shut up.
And finally, follow the link to read about the Nazi persecution of homosexuals.
YOU ARE A NAZI JEW and you should die with the shame of your people on your soul.
And she wrote:
The fact remains that the G-d of Israel destroyed sodomites and will do it again
In Israel the Russian Jews, the Ethiopian Jews, the Sfardi Jews, the haredi Jews and the national religious Jews are against homosexuality. So are the arabs and the Xians
It is an abomination
Most western people are as well
You are a lunatic fringe in society
There is no such thing as a gay gene. Gays do not have children so how can the gene be passed down Continue to try and justify your position for as long as you like
If you do not see the truth now you will see it when you meet your Maker when you are deceased
There are organisations for gays who want to go straight for those who do not want to go straight, - gay gezunterheid
The gay parade was banned in the Vatican and in many cities in the world
You are not an Israeli and just as I would not have the right to come to the USA and protest and make a provocate stand against the values of the USA so you have no right to come and do so here
Our Prime Minister Olmert said so last night that the gay parade is provactive and the haredim have the right to protest and so did the Mayor of Jerusalem and so say the majority of people in Israel, Jews, Arabs and Xians
Leah Amdur
My final thoughts:
Isn't that sweet. Maybe, the arabs, christians and jews will finally come together over their mutual hatred for the gays. Hey, we must be good for something, right Leah? It used to be, blame all the world's problems on the jews, right? It seems that today the blood cry is, blame it on the gays. So we must be more alike than you think.
By the way, since many of my tax dollars go to your country, I think I do have a right to comment on your stupid ideas - like comparing gays to pedophiles (don't deny it - your words are explicit).
So just remember when things are looking bleak and depressing, and the arab terrorists are blowing themselves up in your house... it's all the fault of the gays.
You're a good little Nazi, Leah. Your G-D must be very proud of you.

Monday, November 6, 2006

I'm Currently in Love with...

"One Day They Were Simply Gone"

I'm still so fucking pissed at that Jewish Scum Bitch in Israel. According to her words, she would like to do to us gays what the Nazis did to her people and all gays. She has become a Nazi terrorist. Thanks to all of you out there for your e-mails of support on this topic.


And for the record, I am in no way anti-semitic. I love my Jewish friends. I live in New York City for god's sake.

Wednesday, November 1, 2006

Bryanboy the Hobo

Our Bryanboy is a brilliant little hobo - not homo - wannabee.

How to Fight a Stupid Jewish Bitch

The Jewish religious extremists are a hair away from becoming evil terrorists. They continue to spew hatred and threaten violence against gays. THIS ARTICLE ticked me off, and the "talkback" section infuriated me. One stupid bitch wrote the following and published her e-mail address for all to see.
16. The gay parade The worst kind of sodomy is pedophilia and as long as the pedophiles are at large in Israel we are not doing what Hashem wants. Now that we have mobilized against the parade the next step is to stamp out the pedophiles. Extradite those from foreign lands and jail our own.
leah amdur , Jerusalem Israel

so I wrote her...

Your ignorance is only surpassed by your hate.

You are the same as the arab terrorists.

And lest you missed the message, you stupid donkey, pedophilia has NOTHING to do with homosexuality. Statistically, more HETEROsexuals are pedophiles, you dumb monkey. You should keep quiet in the synagogue. Better yet, your tongue should be cut out and you should be forced to serve tea to a cruel arab sheik for the rest of your life.

May you receive the compassion you mete out in equal measure.


New York, NY
She wrote:
Are you a Jew, it does not sound like it
I never said that pedophiles were only homosexuals. There are straight men who are also pedophiles. What I am saying is that the G-d of Israel does not tollerate homosexuality or any immorality.
So no gay parade and no pedophilia
The fact that the nazis were against homosexuality does [not] make homosexuality right. The nazis were against anyone who was not a nazi.
You have faulty reasoning.
Are you a pedophile are you a gay?
And I wrote:
No, Leah, my reasoning is not faulty. You see, it's called irony.
Isn't it ironic that you share the same prejudiced opinions as did the Nazis.
You are so offensive and unkind. No I am not a pedophile, and very pleased to say, not a heterosexual.
Are you a donkey? Are you an ugly whore? Are you a pedophile?
Like I said before, I hope you will be shown the same consideration and respect that you show others, which seems very measly and ugly.
By the way, God does not have a physical address on planet earth. He is an ethereal phantasm appearing only to the heart.
News Flash Leah: God does not live in Jerusalem.
You are as hateful, crazy and fanatical as the arab terrorists.
Do humankind a favor and keep your ugly, measly mouth shut.
What an ugly, stupid and cruel human being you are.
Dumb bitch.

I Can't Sleep


You know who you are.

Thanks to BryanBoy for the song.